{"id":113833,"date":"2016-02-26T10:00:54","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T10:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.mister-auto.com\/?p=113833"},"modified":"2016-02-26T10:00:54","modified_gmt":"2016-02-26T10:00:54","slug":"lauto-selon-ben-boulon-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/actus\/lauto-selon-ben-boulon-1\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;auto selon Ben Boulon #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Salut toi, c&rsquo;est <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/actualites-groupe-mister-auto\/ben-boulon-mascotte-mister-auto\/\">Ben Boulon<\/a> !<\/p>\n<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui, on d\u00e9marre un nouveau th\u00e8me d&rsquo;article : l&rsquo;auto selon moi-m\u00eame !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-113912 size-full\" title=\"L'auto selon Ben Boulon-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lauto-selon-Ben-Boulon-1.jpg\" alt=\"L'auto selon Ben Boulon-1\" width=\"968\" height=\"543\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ca le fait hein ? Donc re-salut !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Salut toi !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/qQh0DBncuFJwQ\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Salut toi !\" width=\"430\" height=\"325\" \/><br \/>\nOui, toi le lecteur ! Bon, j\u2019me permets de te tutoyer, comme \u00e7a, \u00e7a va plus vite ! Le r\u00e9dacteur a pris une petite pause, \u00e0 mon tour d\u2019\u00e9crire. On va d\u00e9buter une petite s\u00e9rie. Mais j\u2019annonce d\u00e8s le d\u00e9but, c\u2019est vraiment pas dit que ce soit aussi s\u00e9rieux que lui par contre, je tiens \u00e0 te pr\u00e9venir\u2026 Une petite GIF Party, \u00e7a te branche ?\u00a0Alleeez quoi, ton plus beau sourire s\u2019il te plait !<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Ton plus beau sourire !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/oebOcslmnSXMQ\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Ton plus beau sourire !\" width=\"440\" height=\"218\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Quand tu es le ou la seule \u00e0 entendre un truc qui cloche dans ta voiture :<\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Mais s\u00e9rieusement, t\u2019entends rien ?<\/li>\n<li>Si !<\/li>\n<li>A quand m\u00eame, t\u2019entends ce petit bruit ?<\/li>\n<li>Nan, tout ce que j\u2019entends, c\u2019est toi qui parle et la radio\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"And they call me crazy... OITNB\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xTiTnkgPMPy6n5LbGM\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"And they call me crazy... OITNB\" width=\"516\" height=\"285\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">La premi\u00e8re fois qu\u2019on t\u2019as parl\u00e9 d\u2019un joint de culasse :<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Pas \u00e9vident, hein ? T\u2019as de la chance, tu as un peu de cours de m\u00e9canique d\u00e8s l\u2019auto-\u00e9cole, donc un peu de temps pour r\u00e9viser\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Oh My Gosh, what'd you say ?\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/L0N7PZIBZlRBK\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Oh My Gosh, what'd you say ?\" width=\"482\" height=\"271\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Bon, let&rsquo;s go ! 1\u00e8re tentative !<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Allez, je m&rsquo;y mets, avec un peu de pif, \u00e7a marchera. On s&rsquo;y prend comme \u00e7a, non ?<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 472px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Euh... Pas une bonne id\u00e9e !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/wkgQR3TQqc0x2\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"femme-voiture-capot\" width=\"472\" height=\"426\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Avec un peu de chance&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Euh&#8230; comment lui dire ? Allez-y, moi je n&rsquo;ai plus la force&#8230;\u00a0Elle aurait<\/span>\u00a0d\u00fb regarder les tutoriels&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Facepalms\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/Bxh9VC6NmDOzS\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Facepalms\" width=\"433\" height=\"243\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Quand t&rsquo;y as pass\u00e9 deux heures, mais qu&rsquo;elle ne veut toujours pas d\u00e9marrer&#8230;<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Calme-toi (enfin essaye), prends une respiration profonde et observe le souci\u2026 On a plein de<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/conseils-entretien\/\">\u00a0tutos et des conseils d&rsquo;entretien<\/a>, mais surtout, ne fais pas comme ce bon vieux Mike\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Mike Tyson, beast mode !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o85xFQfh7r7W7fM1a\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Mike Tyson rips wheeler\" width=\"514\" height=\"289\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Parce que l\u00e0, \u00e7a risque d\u2019\u00eatre l\u00e9g\u00e8rement plus compliqu\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Quand m\u00eame ton chien comprend mieux les tutoriels de Mister-Auto que toi (\u00e9chec!) &#8230;<\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>Wouf !<\/li>\n<li>Euh, tu veux la cl\u00e9 \u00e0 molette ?<\/li>\n<li>Wouf wouf !<\/li>\n<li>Quoi alors ? Le maillet ?<\/li>\n<li>\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Fut\u00e9, le chien !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xTiTnm8AGoS75Cvyko\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Fut\u00e9, le chien !\" width=\"482\" height=\"328\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">On se calme !<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Bon, on se reprend. On se calme, un peu de concentration, un coup de cl\u00e9 \u00e0 molette et c&rsquo;est r\u00e9gl\u00e9 ! Pas vrai, Cristiano ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Je m'en occupe, du calme ! Cristiano\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/qE8P88QxqU58Y\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Cristiano-Ronaldo-calma\" width=\"490\" height=\"384\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Allez, on y va, un peu de cran !<\/p>\n<p>Allez scruter les <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/conseils-entretien\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">conseils d&rsquo;entretien<\/a> et les astuces!\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Un saut dans les tutoriels, quelques coups de cl\u00e9s \u00e0 molette\u2026 On s\u2019applique, un peu de courage, les mains dans le cambouis, et hop !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-113851\" title=\"Les tutoriels Mister-Auto\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Capture-tuto.jpg\" alt=\"Capture tutoriels Mister-Auto\" width=\"755\" height=\"621\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00c7a en fait des lignes&#8230; et des choses \u00e0 savoir.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Allez, on s'y met s\u00e9rieusement !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l2JHUSoQ6uYl6gXII\/200.gif\" alt=\"Men-glasses\" width=\"662\" height=\"372\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Mais bon, on s&rsquo;accroche, et l\u00e0&#8230; Elle d\u00e9marre ! Supeeeeer !<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Elle est gu\u00e9riiiiie !!!!\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l3YSmfOVCrF6Lf2ak\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Men-woman-screaming\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ce sentiment d&rsquo;euphorie qui suit&#8230; Oui, c&rsquo;est moi qui l&rsquo;ait fait tout seul (enfin bon, on vous aide bien aussi hein) !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Scrubs Dance\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/iqZGcl1AKeHja\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Scrubs Dance\" width=\"348\" height=\"277\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Moralit\u00e9 de Ben Boulon<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vous avez commenc\u00e9, et c\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien. Ne vous arr\u00eatez pas en si bon chemin, on est g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement plus pr\u00e8s de la fin qu&rsquo;on ne croit ! Lisez les instructions, au besoin faites vous aider, car c\u2019est en pratiquant qu\u2019on comprend mieux ! Pas vrai, Chuck ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Chuck Norris Approved !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/RyvaihB82Vsis\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Chuck Norris Approved !\" width=\"400\" height=\"260\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bon, j\u2019me sauve, le r\u00e9dacteur ne va pas aimer si je reste trop longtemps. Il va s\u2019en apercevoir mais bon\u2026 J\u2019pr\u00e9f\u00e8re pas ! Allez, affaire \u00e0 suivre ! ++<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Bye Bye ! See you later !\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/loiMEcMI7SZby\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Bye Bye - See you later, Brad Pitt &amp; Jimmy Fallon\" width=\"390\" height=\"239\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ben Boulon<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut toi, c&rsquo;est Ben Boulon ! Aujourd&rsquo;hui, on d\u00e9marre un nouveau th\u00e8me d&rsquo;article : l&rsquo;auto selon moi-m\u00eame ! &nbsp; Ca le fait hein ? Donc re-salut ! Oui, toi le lecteur ! Bon, j\u2019me permets de te tutoyer, comme \u00e7a, \u00e7a va plus vite ! Le r\u00e9dacteur a pris une petite pause, \u00e0 mon tour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115651,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":301,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139],"class_list":["post-113833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actus","tag-auto"],"acf":[],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Ben-Boulon.jpg","author_info":{"display_name":"Antoine Cucherat","author_link":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/author\/misterauto\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113833\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mister-auto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}